Insurance Cartoon

The following is the actual data found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of the accident in the fewest words. These cases lead to erroneous writing to confirm that even incompetent writing can be very entertaining.

I went home to wrong house and collided with a tree that I have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of their intentions.

I think I did my window, but I realized that when I put my head through it.

I hit a parked truck coming the other hand.

A truck backed through my windshield in the face of my wife.

The pedestrian hit me and I went in my car.

The man was all the way. I had to convert a number of times before it reaches.

I turned away from the edge of the road, glanced at my mother in law and went to the beach.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I went to the telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants, and every day on my way to the house. At the intersection, Sprange up coverage, and the Opacity to my vision and I saw another car.

I've been driving for 40 years when I'm asleep on the wheel, and it was just an accident.

I was on my way to the doctor with back problems when my universal joint gave way making me have an accident.

I approached the intersection sign suddenly appeared in place of a stop sign which had appeared at any time before. I could not stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the front bumper of the car that hit the pedestrian.

My car was parked legally supported, as is the case in the other car.

The invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police that he was not injured but on removing my hat, I realized that I had a broken skull.

He was confident that the old man will not do the other side of the road when it hit him.

The pedestrian no idea what direction to run, so I ran it.

I saw the slow, sad that the old gentlemen as he bounced back the hood of my car.

Was the indirect cause of the accident the little guy in a small car with big mouth.

I drove it left the road. Found later in a ditch I lost some cattle.

Telephone pole was approaching. I was trying to convert your way when you hit the front.

Ain't life grand?

Funniest stories ever told and insurance

Can be tedious insurance. Let's face it, the more insurance articles full of dry facts, statistics and with the support of the bored piles of papers that do not have that fluency can be sure that you get up on the core. What many people forget that Darwin and Murphy's Law has a hand in insurance claims each year, and some of these owners, drivers and insurance companies to put fun in dysfunction! Here a group of some of the funniest stories that are insurance claims on the Internet:


• The driver said they were on their way to work one morning and went on a school bus parked at the end of the unit. And filed a lawsuit against the bus driver while the bus was five minutes earlier than expected, and thus it is clear that error. (As the English comedian Jasper Carrott)

• A one way of actual insurance claims: "We have been broken windshield unknown reason ... maybe Voodoo" (found in www.swapmeetdave.com)

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What were they thinking?

• meeting a woman of her husband, and marine crew was coming to the port that day, was parked at the end of the road where the submarine was to be on the sidewalk. There was a sign in front that the experience exceeded his landing and hit the end of the road, breaking away from the door and send the car to sink in the water. The damage goes on to say, Uncle Sam! (As stated in www.businessballs.com)

• Transfer the driver parked on the side of the road leading to the house of Oz when he fell the back of the truck was turning. Ultimately, the insurance company paid the claim, but only after making sure of the engine with the vehicle had in fact joined to the house (as told by comedian Jasper Carrott English)

• The insurance claim took place at the house for her to small claims court, where you have homeowners insurance refused to pay the debt caused by the broken washing machine. The owner of the house left his home at the weekend after the entry load of laundry and came back to find it destroyed cycle machine stuck in the kitchen and cooking steamed towns. The provider homeowners insurance was not in the home is protected from steam damage and refused to pay. The case a mockery of the court when the judge deal with each of them a lesson summary of the chemistry of gases and liquids, and the fact that the horse is a horse is a horse, or in this case, is the H2O H2O regardless of the form that happens to be in (as described in the www . businessballs.com)

The prize (unofficial) amusing story of Darwin and is said to make sure than ever: the lawyer who did not receive enough attention in the category of insurance claims

Charlotte lawyer purchased a box of expensive cigars and insurance against damage caused by storms, floods, and all things, and fire. And increased private investment and needless to say, in (happily inhaled) smoke within a month after the submission of counsel claim with your homeowners insurance company that was owed compensation because he had "lost a cigar in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, assuming (correctly) that the man was smoking a pack itself. Judge ruled, however, since the insured, did not explain what was considered "unacceptable" the fire of the company, in fact, is due $ 15,000 to replace your property.

The insurance company paid the claim, but had his revenge in the final. Arrested a lawyer, was sentenced to 24 months in prison and a fine of $ 24000 for a 24 charged with arson and insurance fraud.

Life is not great?

Doctor need my Insurance

Andre, that's stupid. No really, that's stupid. You need this differently. You know what to do? You take that panda, gives it to Nick and says you do not want money, just a chance of success, and that you want to get out wilt.Je wildcards, invitations to tournaments, others conduct, better food, better everything. And mostly what you want is not in school. This is your chance for freedom. Now you really in power.
I can not give the bastard my panda. I just can not. Besides, what would I need Jamie?
About Jamie, we are concerned later. We're talking about your future. You have to give pandas to Nick!

We talk late into the night, to discuss heated whisper. Finally, Perry convinced me.
So, he yawned, tomorrow give him the panda.

No. Nonsense. I'm going to let myself be kantoor.Ik within the carpet, put the panda on Nick's big leather chair with his ass in the air.

The next morning, before breakfast, Gabriel will get me again.

Office. Now.

Nick sits in his chair. The panda is now in the corner, stares straight ahead. Nick looks at the panda, then at me. He says: You're saying nothing. You wear makeup. You wear jeans during a tournament. You let me invite your friend Perry for the tournament, but nothing like he can barely chew gum and can talk simultaneously. And your hair, but I will not say anything about hair. And now give me something I've asked for, but before you break in the middle of the night in my office and put it up his ass panda in my chair? How the hell did you come into my office? Jesus kid, what's your problem?

You want to know what my problem is?

Even Nick is stunned by the sound of my voice.

I cry: You are my fucking problem! You! And if you have not, then you're even stupider than you look. Have you any idea what it's like to be here? What it is 4500 km from home, in a prison to attend at half past six to stand half an hour to have that nasty to eat breakfast, in a worn bus steps for hours in that terrible school to sit, then to come back soon and within a half hour to eat more junk until you go to the tennis court, day in and day out? You know that? The only thing you can look forward to it, the only real fun for the whole week, the Saturday night in Bradenton Mall and even that is snatched me! You have that taken away from me! This place is hell and I would prefer him to the ground to burn!

Nick's eyes are bigger than the panda. But he is not angry. Or sad. He seems amused, because this is the only language he understands. He reminds me of Pacino in
Scarface
If a woman says,
Who, Why, When and how I fuck is none of your business
And Pacino says,
Now you're talking to me, baby.

Nick, I understand, like clear language.

Okay, he says, I understand. What do you want?

It's like I hear Perry.